Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS. Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
Condoms can cost as little as a dollor a pop. A goddamn DOLLAR. The pill is nowhere near that cheap. Unless you can find a way to get to Planned Parenthood and sit in their waiting room after having driven past a parade of judemental assholes holding abortion signs.
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
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